Plans Are Being Made

Yay Alesha! I spoke with the super travel agent Kelly today! She is looking around finding the best deals, looking for the most beautiful spaces, and in general checking it out! Although none of the resort booking can be done until after November of this year and the flights cannot be booked until 6-8 months before travel - I am on my way to the big 40 goal! FIJI!
I was told that flights are going to be at least $2,300 round trip and about 18 - 24 hours long with layovers and flight time but I am still stoked.  Kelly said that I will be in the air for 16 of those hours, the sweetness after that bitter medicine is that it all ends with the beauty of the blue once I arrive on a sexy Fijian Island.
The trip will last for about 18 days.  Let me break it down -
2 days of travel
14 days of delicious
2 days to travel back home.
Forty.  Fiji.  Can you dig it?

Part one of the plan is not coming together as easily.. Getting pregnant is a lot harder when you really want to be pregnant.   You have to find just the right person or go the "Baller" route - InVitro.  Let's talk about the "Baller" route first. InVitro is about $10,500 for just one shot at becoming spaghetti sauced aka Prego with one canister of the babymaking juice.  You just get that "one shot of love." When you pay the 10G's you are not guaranteed success, oh no my friends for that you need the $37,000 plan. That's the YOU WILL BE SWOLL before we stop pumping you full of sperm plan.  Neither of these prices cover lab costs, sonograms or  medications. The YWBS plan is only for the true blue ballers who can still afford to have a baby after all of those extra costs!
Now finding just the right person may be cheaper (in paper money) but expensive as hell in many other ways my friends! You first have to x out the good sex but crazy as a shaved pole cat brothers for obvious reasons.  Then the I-Want-to-love-you-until-the-end-of-time-BUT-you-better-not-look-at-another-man-or-we-will-both-have-to-die Donors for safety.  You would think players would be your safest bet but good old AIDS can skunk that right up. If he has the test and is clean believe it or not players get gushy once you talk about having his baby...an ugly long story but I digress.  The rest of the "right person" crew I am still trying to figure out but I am a woman on a mission...and with a deadline.

Fiji and 40 are on the right track.  Still not pregnant.